I'm going to rant on about sadistic horror people in cinema because that is teh most ownage.
If you hate gore then that's your prob. You should've updated this blog on your own.

Now. I'm going to list them in the order which I think they rock.
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1. Freddy Krueger - OWNS JOO NOOB. FREDDY IS TEH UBER SADIST. PWNS JOO. Freddy has a beautiful skin texture. And he has four knife blades on his right hand on each finger so he can actually stab you and cut up your innards before you die. That is pro. What's more he has some sort of a sense of humour and he attacks little innocent children. Mind you, innocent little children always grow up into Earth-destroying human beings that have not a single bit of conscience at all so children are the same as adults. freddy is teh mos sadistic of dem all. he can kill netime he wan but chooses to chase ppl, scare teh shit out of dem den kill them. he usually oso scares dem by cutting off part of himself. well, waddya noe.. teh pleasure of teh kill is in teh chase
   
2. The Djinn - The djinn rocks. Though the concept of him is rather ridiculous because it is a genie, which all of us know is just some sort of obvious bullsh-t. The djinn, owns people, by granting them three wishes, and upon the third wish, he kills them. Owns doesn't it? And he tends to "mishear" what the wisher says because maybe they didn't pre-nauns they-ar werds pro-pe-lee. Somehow, he finds a way to misintepret people's wishes and make it lethal, such as trying to squeeze this moron through jail bars five inches apart (which of course, mutilated most of his body because all his bones cracked into pieces and there was blood all over the place) because he wanted to go through those bars. actually he nids 2 grant teh person tt woke him 3 wish to unleash hell on earth. he alos needs 2 claim 1001 souls, so he can grant ne1 wishes but kills dem instead.
   
3. Jigsaw - HAR. HERE COMES THE PROTAGONIST OF SAW! Saw is one ownage movie. I just look back and see how much I freaked out when I first watched Saw when this guy sawed off his leg, and I just look at the noobs still scared by these sort of gore today. WOOT. Damn pro. Jigsaw, is not a killer. Instead, he finds an ingenious way to put his victims into certain situations where they will have to mutilate themselves to survive. Sometimes, he puts a group of victims into a situation where they will need to kill each other to survive. The one who wants to survive most will shed the most blood.
   So it's either you gouge out your eyeball to live, or you stay where you are and let your head get smashed into pieces.
   
4. Jason Voorhees - Jason Voorhees is just another typical mass murderer that doesn't give a sh-t whether you rock or you suck. What is pro about this guy is that he kills everyone he sees, excluding his mother, because if you INSULT HIS MOTHER he will kill you. But there's not point in that because he's going to kill you anyway.
   He wears a hockey mask everywhere he goes because that makes him look cool. Then he goes all over the place with a machete in his right hand and he starts swinging it wildly, trying to find a suitable location on you to lodge his trademark machete in.
   jason ony listens 2 his mother and freddy manipulated tt in freddy vs jason 2 make jason kill in freddys name such tt ppl wil tink freddys bak
   
5. Michael Myers - Michael Myers is another mass murderer like Jason except that he kills with a kitchen knife instead of a machete and he doesn't run at all. All of his victims tend to run away from him but he doesn't give a sh-t and walks towards them anyway.
   Something different about him is that he kills his family instead of random people, and, he has a big family, so that's called a massacre. He only kills other people when they intefere while he's trying to kill his family.
   He first killed his sister when he was 6. That is pro. hes family nt tt big. ony got sister no2 which is hunting and her daughter. father mother died in car crash(lo harry potter)oso kills ppl living in his old house. protected by teh curse of thorn sumtin tt makes him rather immortal.
   
6. Leatherface - Pro guy. Leatherface kills people with his chainsaw thingo and likes to cut out their faces once they die, or maybe before they die. Anyway, what he does with the cut out faces is he wears them because his face was disfigured by some genetic crap. listens 2 his family
   Then, I think, after his face starts rotting, he goes on another killing spree and starts collecting more faces for personal use.
   Anyway, his family also aids him in his killing-people thing, because after cutting out people's faces, his family turns them into barbecue chili and sells them. This sort of cannibalism is damn pro. listens 2 his family sereverly disturbed n mentally retarted.
   
7. Pinhead - Pinhead is some army general dude who became some satanic idiot because he lost a war. Stupid noob. Then he got involved in masochism and started inserting those retarded pins into his head so he looks like some deformed piece of sh-t. Then he started hooking up people with chains in their flesh and then he starts pulling the chains in seperate directions until the victim's skin tears or explodes. But that's boring because that's the only way he kills people and there's no variety at all. Noob.
   
8. Hannibal Lecter - Hannibal Lecter is gay because the only crime he did was he ate up his noob sister when he was 12.
   
9. Chucky - Gay stupid villian. Chucky looks retarded and is retarded. All he does is try to kill people in his 2 feet tall stature and usually doesn't get that far in massacres. has a child tt does nt want 2 follow in his evil ways. was killed by him/her (teh child no gender) in teh end
   
10. Ash Williams - Some sadistic guy which I don't know much about. The only thing that tells me that he is sadistic was the first picture I saw on the wikipedian entry on him.
    was turned into sum kind of zombie l8r

Done.