I am bored (I is Shaun).
I have decided to create a list of probability factors out of fun's sake:
Probability Factor 1:1
Getting scolded after smacking your sister or brother in the face.
Probability Factor 1:1.000000000000000000000000000001
Getting pissed with your sister and brother.
Probability Factor 1:242
Probability of your stupid sibling scoring full marks for your mathematics test.
Probability Factor 1:23154
Dropping a pile of metal from a plane flying at mach 1 and getting it to land on the ground as a fully functional robot with an immensely sophisticated A.I.
Probability Factor 1:(23154)1012
Doing the above activity a trillion times and getting it right each time.
Probability Factor 1:(23154)1012+1
Qin Jue Hang not blender rendering for one week.
Probability Factor 1: a very large number
Getting all the existing quarks and leptons in the universe to appear and fit into your bedroom in an instant (and also the probability of you not getting pwnt by me).
Probability Factor 1:2∞
Probability of this probability factor existing.
Done.
Anyway, I don't know why, but in the midst of all my think-and-ponder-why-am-I-here-sort-of-thing, I suddenly remembered the old joke we used to have during our early year ones. The one about the broken blue lamp in english class.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Pwn
Pronounciation: Pawn; Poo-n; Poe-wn ... (phonetical pronounciation varies depending whether you are noob or not)
Definition: To pwn someone or something is to totally trash that someone or something at anything; If you pwn someone or something, you rock (unless you are a noob).
-Noun
The supreme universal genius, Shaun, has just achieved a state of pwnage of the highest order that no one else can beat.
-Verb
You are a noob. I pwn you. You are now pwnt (past tense) by me.
-Adjective
That pro damn pwn one. He pwn me like sh-t until I become a noob.
-Adverb
That stupid jerk pwningly kill stilled me. (Optional vulgarities to be inserted here). It turned out that that stupid jerk was me.
How to pwn somebody:
-Go behind some unknown random person.
-Shout BOO.
-Slap the person when he or she turns around.
-Run away.
-If you get slapped, you are pwnt.
To pwn a something:
-Take that thing.
-Smash it against some hard surface (If you have thick skin, then do it against your skin).
-If it breaks, that something just got pwnt.
-If it doesn't, try all sorts of assorted methods to mutilate it.
-If it still doesn't break, you are pwnt.
Another pwnage method to pwn things is that you might want to try NOT to pwn anything but then get terribly wrong at it.
The Theory of Vulgarities:
One of us, Shriram, has came up with this TOTALLY PWNAGE theory to describe how usage of vulgarities can affect pwnage levels:
Total Number of Vulgarities Used/Total Number of Words Used = Pwnage Level
When someone achieves a pwnage level of 1, he is said to have achieved terminal pwnage.
This is an example of a terminal pwnage sentence: F--k.
It has 1 Vulgarity/1 Word which makes it Pwnage Level 1.
If someone has a high Pwnage Level, he would have a low OSI (Overall Slapability Index).
Pronounciation: Pawn; Poo-n; Poe-wn ... (phonetical pronounciation varies depending whether you are noob or not)
Definition: To pwn someone or something is to totally trash that someone or something at anything; If you pwn someone or something, you rock (unless you are a noob).
-Noun
The supreme universal genius, Shaun, has just achieved a state of pwnage of the highest order that no one else can beat.
-Verb
You are a noob. I pwn you. You are now pwnt (past tense) by me.
-Adjective
That pro damn pwn one. He pwn me like sh-t until I become a noob.
-Adverb
That stupid jerk pwningly kill stilled me. (Optional vulgarities to be inserted here). It turned out that that stupid jerk was me.
How to pwn somebody:
-Go behind some unknown random person.
-Shout BOO.
-Slap the person when he or she turns around.
-Run away.
-If you get slapped, you are pwnt.
To pwn a something:
-Take that thing.
-Smash it against some hard surface (If you have thick skin, then do it against your skin).
-If it breaks, that something just got pwnt.
-If it doesn't, try all sorts of assorted methods to mutilate it.
-If it still doesn't break, you are pwnt.
Another pwnage method to pwn things is that you might want to try NOT to pwn anything but then get terribly wrong at it.
The Theory of Vulgarities:
One of us, Shriram, has came up with this TOTALLY PWNAGE theory to describe how usage of vulgarities can affect pwnage levels:
Total Number of Vulgarities Used/Total Number of Words Used = Pwnage Level
When someone achieves a pwnage level of 1, he is said to have achieved terminal pwnage.
This is an example of a terminal pwnage sentence: F--k.
It has 1 Vulgarity/1 Word which makes it Pwnage Level 1.
If someone has a high Pwnage Level, he would have a low OSI (Overall Slapability Index).
Emo
Pronounciation: Eee-Moh
Definition: Terminal State of Pessimism; The-World-Hates-Me-And-I-Hate-The-World sort of thing.
-Noun
This is uber emoness ("Ying Wei" is another substitute)
-Verb
Stop emoing around.
-Adjective
This sh-t is damn emo.
-Adverb
He was using a WHITE CLOTH to wipe his blood stains emo-ly.
How to be emo:
-Slash your wrists.
-Haemorrhage all you want.
-Either you die, or you use a WHITE CLOTH (it is VERY important that you use a WHITE CLOTH) to clean up the bloody mess.
Pronounciation: Eee-Moh
Definition: Terminal State of Pessimism; The-World-Hates-Me-And-I-Hate-The-World sort of thing.
-Noun
This is uber emoness ("Ying Wei" is another substitute)
-Verb
Stop emoing around.
-Adjective
This sh-t is damn emo.
-Adverb
He was using a WHITE CLOTH to wipe his blood stains emo-ly.
How to be emo:
-Slash your wrists.
-Haemorrhage all you want.
-Either you die, or you use a WHITE CLOTH (it is VERY important that you use a WHITE CLOTH) to clean up the bloody mess.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
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