Pwn
Pronounciation: Pawn; Poo-n; Poe-wn ... (phonetical pronounciation varies depending whether you are noob or not)

Definition: To pwn someone or something is to totally trash that someone or something at anything; If you pwn someone or something, you rock (unless you are a noob).

-Noun
The supreme universal genius, Shaun, has just achieved a state of pwnage of the highest order that no one else can beat.

-Verb
You are a noob. I pwn you. You are now pwnt (past tense) by me.

-Adjective
That pro damn pwn one. He pwn me like sh-t until I become a noob.

-Adverb
That stupid jerk pwningly kill stilled me. (Optional vulgarities to be inserted here). It turned out that that stupid jerk was me.

How to pwn somebody:
-Go behind some unknown random person.
-Shout BOO.
-Slap the person when he or she turns around.
-Run away.
-If you get slapped, you are pwnt.

To pwn a something:
-Take that thing.
-Smash it against some hard surface (If you have thick skin, then do it against your skin).
-If it breaks, that something just got pwnt.
-If it doesn't, try all sorts of assorted methods to mutilate it.
-If it still doesn't break, you are pwnt.

Another pwnage method to pwn things is that you might want to try NOT to pwn anything but then get terribly wrong at it.

The Theory of Vulgarities:
One of us, Shriram, has came up with this TOTALLY PWNAGE theory to describe how usage of vulgarities can affect pwnage levels:

^{Total Number of Vulgarities Used}/_{Total Number of Words Used} = Pwnage Level

When someone achieves a pwnage level of 1, he is said to have achieved terminal pwnage.
This is an example of a terminal pwnage sentence: F--k.
It has ^{1 Vulgarity}/_{1 Word} which makes it Pwnage Level 1.
If someone has a high Pwnage Level, he would have a low OSI (Overall Slapability Index).