I am bored (I is Shaun).

I have decided to create a list of probability factors out of fun's sake:

Probability Factor 1:1
Getting scolded after smacking your sister or brother in the face.

Probability Factor 1:1.000000000000000000000000000001
Getting pissed with your sister and brother.

Probability Factor 1:2⁴²
Probability of your stupid sibling scoring full marks for your mathematics test.

Probability Factor 1:2³¹⁵⁴
Dropping a pile of metal from a plane flying at mach 1 and getting it to land on the ground as a fully functional robot with an immensely sophisticated A.I.

Probability Factor 1:(2³¹⁵⁴)¹⁰¹²
Doing the above activity a trillion times and getting it right each time.

Probability Factor 1:(2³¹⁵⁴)¹⁰¹²+1
Qin Jue Hang not blender rendering for one week.

Probability Factor 1: a very large number
Getting all the existing quarks and leptons in the universe to appear and fit into your bedroom in an instant (and also the probability of you not getting pwnt by me).

Probability Factor 1:2^∞
Probability of this probability factor existing.

Done.

Anyway, I don't know why, but in the midst of all my think-and-ponder-why-am-I-here-sort-of-thing, I suddenly remembered the old joke we used to have during our early year ones. The one about the broken blue lamp in english class.