Noob (aka n00b, nub, blender render... followed by the 1457 spelling variations)
Pronounciation: nuu-b

Definition: You

-Noun
That noob (you) sucks.

-Verb
He noobed around.

-Adjective
You are noobish.

-Adverb
He pwnt himself noob-ly.

How to be noob:
-No need to be noob. You are noob already.