Hello guys now can all of u all send mi pictures of the class photo u have to scoobydoobydoo14@gmail.com
I need them for some reason cos IM trying to do something.
Ty n Good luck in your new classes :)

LOL isnt this ironical. we created this blog dunno how early last year... in fact we were like the first to create our class blog among the year 1 classes xD

then we let it die, or well, ALMOST die. and now when 202 is about to split up, we're posting again. :D hahah better than nothing.

i miss youuuuuu all. mm can we organise class chalet again somewhere in june hmm? :D :D i know it's not easy, but. hahah maybe just try lah.

awww. :D ok bye. (sheesh i sound so gay in this post. ahem.)

-Ada(:

i'm not the only person posting on the class blog now. this is so cool.

i'll miss you all.
i love you guys, and the girls, and all those who don't belong to either criteria.


I'm installing Ubuntu tomorrow. I got my RAM cards for Christmas.
May God be with you all.

this is Shaun

Time is running out
Muse - Time is Running Out

At first, I thought all of you were rather good kids whom I would come to like, I loved M06102.

But then, I came to realise what egotistical, homocidal, homosexual, cheesy, retarded gits all of you were. Each of you had egos twice the size of Mount Everest and were so gay that at first I thought Brokeback Mountain was a parody of our day-to-day class life. Not to mention your music taste, man I have never smelled shit that stinks so bad. Then I also realised all of you had your heads stuck up your arse so far that you could all smell your appendixes. None of you were actually human. ****ing gits. And yeah, I forgot, all of you had intellects half as potent as that of a dead snail. Half of you probably couldn't tell the difference between a clitoris and an avocado if they both introduced themselves to you. Sheesh.

And that's exactly why I FREAKING LOVE ALL OF YOU. :D

Ada told me to post here.


Go to bullshit-inc.blogspot.com

GG.

hello people. hahah this is ada here(: ok i just thought i'd do a post to keep the blog alive (other than the tagboard) and yepp what i really wanted to say to all of you is...

I'M GONNA MISS 202 LIKE CRAZY. im sure everyone feels the same way, and if you dont, you're either not human or not from 202. hahaha but still.

i'm gonna miss walking into class and hearing music blasting from the speakers, playing cards on the table, pwning the teachers, decorating the crappy class noticeboard, and getting all our tyco wins at interclass games. ): and there's a million other things im gonna miss next year.

hahah 202's like the best class i've had so far:) and i love all of you guys:) we've had all our fights and stuff like that, but at the end, we're still a class.

whee(: ok im done with the post. i've decided not to get too emo and stuff, 'cause there's no point in being emo about things we cant change... so yeah. HAPPY BOXING DAY. and all the best for next year :D

i hope all of you like your new classes, and just dont forget 202 k? hahah and keep this blog alive too :D remember to remember me.

lotsa love,
ada:D

MERRY CHRISTMAS

i'm going to bother to type some things here just so this blog doesn't die.

I HATE JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS. MORONIC SH-TFACES. ASSHOLES. i hate their uniforms. they look like sh-t. those things are the sh-ttiest things you'd ever want to wear in all of existence. japanese school girls look like piles of sh-t in sh-t when they wear those sh-t uniforms of sh-t.

cONGRATULATIONS

now for something more relevant.
Kausik is doing the chalet booking stuff. Let's not bother the Mac guy. He deserves quality time with his Macbook and his chalet booking stuff.

So far, 3 people cannot attend for 2 or more days given the 11 to 14 date. Clayton (13-14), Ada (13-14), Herng Yi (11-13). This sucks.

Let's wait for Kausik to update on the available dates.

I'm making a personal request here, k?
Please don't do it on the 16-22 week. And please check in early because I want to watch LazyTown and Ben 10 and American Dragon. K tyvm.

SHAUN

Ok. Suggestion: Can we have the class chalet on in between Dec 3 to 14.

YAY!

do any of you losers want to get your ass off dota and play melee... damn bored

shri

glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstar's sucked into the supermassive

OK. Now.

I changed the class blogskin for certain reasons.

One of them being browser compatibility.

Apparently only IE supports alpha filtering. Safari and Firefox do not. Since IE sucks, I have decided that the blog deserves to look right on the more decent browsers. So I changed to something simpler that does not use alpha filtering. If you do not understand what alpha filtering means, please ask QJH. His blog link is down there. You'll have to access it with a non IE browser because it apparently rejects IE and you will be redirected to the mozilla homepage.

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New skin

Everything new

Apparently Shaun went insane and made everything like this.

Blue

Everybody I'm going to bullsh-t here.

OMG. I AM NEARLY DYING OF SHOCK. OMG. YOU GUYS MUST KNOW THIS. LINKIN PARK IS COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!!! SH-T YEAH! NOVEMBER 13. MARK THIS DATE DOWN. SAVE UP ALL YOUR MONEY AND BUY YOURSELF A TICKET. THIS IS TEH ULTIMATE PWNAGE.

you know who am I. the only person in class this insane about Linkin Park.

Hi. I'm back. Yay! Bio was damn easy. Didn't know why I mugged for. Wasted so much precious time when I could actually talk crap on msn. Anyway, 202, unexpectedly, won some most enthu class award, which I am neutral about because being un-neutral about it means I am enthu.
Gargh Radiohead owns you. And so does Muse and LP. I think I own you too.

I'm so random no-lifing. How usual of me.

Chionging english impromptu speech. Cannot be bothered to mug for maths quiz. Heck nia.

DAMN I'M BORED

Create Yours @ NackVision

This is a surprise post.

cross country day. PEH PEH PEH PEH PEH PEH.... guess who... end of blog post... read my blog...

I'm going to rant on about sadistic horror people in cinema because that is teh most ownage.
If you hate gore then that's your prob. You should've updated this blog on your own.

Now. I'm going to list them in the order which I think they rock.
edit by reuben..add more details

1. Freddy Krueger - OWNS JOO NOOB. FREDDY IS TEH UBER SADIST. PWNS JOO. Freddy has a beautiful skin texture. And he has four knife blades on his right hand on each finger so he can actually stab you and cut up your innards before you die. That is pro. What's more he has some sort of a sense of humour and he attacks little innocent children. Mind you, innocent little children always grow up into Earth-destroying human beings that have not a single bit of conscience at all so children are the same as adults. freddy is teh mos sadistic of dem all. he can kill netime he wan but chooses to chase ppl, scare teh shit out of dem den kill them. he usually oso scares dem by cutting off part of himself. well, waddya noe.. teh pleasure of teh kill is in teh chase
   
2. The Djinn - The djinn rocks. Though the concept of him is rather ridiculous because it is a genie, which all of us know is just some sort of obvious bullsh-t. The djinn, owns people, by granting them three wishes, and upon the third wish, he kills them. Owns doesn't it? And he tends to "mishear" what the wisher says because maybe they didn't pre-nauns they-ar werds pro-pe-lee. Somehow, he finds a way to misintepret people's wishes and make it lethal, such as trying to squeeze this moron through jail bars five inches apart (which of course, mutilated most of his body because all his bones cracked into pieces and there was blood all over the place) because he wanted to go through those bars. actually he nids 2 grant teh person tt woke him 3 wish to unleash hell on earth. he alos needs 2 claim 1001 souls, so he can grant ne1 wishes but kills dem instead.
   
3. Jigsaw - HAR. HERE COMES THE PROTAGONIST OF SAW! Saw is one ownage movie. I just look back and see how much I freaked out when I first watched Saw when this guy sawed off his leg, and I just look at the noobs still scared by these sort of gore today. WOOT. Damn pro. Jigsaw, is not a killer. Instead, he finds an ingenious way to put his victims into certain situations where they will have to mutilate themselves to survive. Sometimes, he puts a group of victims into a situation where they will need to kill each other to survive. The one who wants to survive most will shed the most blood.
   So it's either you gouge out your eyeball to live, or you stay where you are and let your head get smashed into pieces.
   
4. Jason Voorhees - Jason Voorhees is just another typical mass murderer that doesn't give a sh-t whether you rock or you suck. What is pro about this guy is that he kills everyone he sees, excluding his mother, because if you INSULT HIS MOTHER he will kill you. But there's not point in that because he's going to kill you anyway.
   He wears a hockey mask everywhere he goes because that makes him look cool. Then he goes all over the place with a machete in his right hand and he starts swinging it wildly, trying to find a suitable location on you to lodge his trademark machete in.
   jason ony listens 2 his mother and freddy manipulated tt in freddy vs jason 2 make jason kill in freddys name such tt ppl wil tink freddys bak
   
5. Michael Myers - Michael Myers is another mass murderer like Jason except that he kills with a kitchen knife instead of a machete and he doesn't run at all. All of his victims tend to run away from him but he doesn't give a sh-t and walks towards them anyway.
   Something different about him is that he kills his family instead of random people, and, he has a big family, so that's called a massacre. He only kills other people when they intefere while he's trying to kill his family.
   He first killed his sister when he was 6. That is pro. hes family nt tt big. ony got sister no2 which is hunting and her daughter. father mother died in car crash(lo harry potter)oso kills ppl living in his old house. protected by teh curse of thorn sumtin tt makes him rather immortal.
   
6. Leatherface - Pro guy. Leatherface kills people with his chainsaw thingo and likes to cut out their faces once they die, or maybe before they die. Anyway, what he does with the cut out faces is he wears them because his face was disfigured by some genetic crap. listens 2 his family
   Then, I think, after his face starts rotting, he goes on another killing spree and starts collecting more faces for personal use.
   Anyway, his family also aids him in his killing-people thing, because after cutting out people's faces, his family turns them into barbecue chili and sells them. This sort of cannibalism is damn pro. listens 2 his family sereverly disturbed n mentally retarted.
   
7. Pinhead - Pinhead is some army general dude who became some satanic idiot because he lost a war. Stupid noob. Then he got involved in masochism and started inserting those retarded pins into his head so he looks like some deformed piece of sh-t. Then he started hooking up people with chains in their flesh and then he starts pulling the chains in seperate directions until the victim's skin tears or explodes. But that's boring because that's the only way he kills people and there's no variety at all. Noob.
   
8. Hannibal Lecter - Hannibal Lecter is gay because the only crime he did was he ate up his noob sister when he was 12.
   
9. Chucky - Gay stupid villian. Chucky looks retarded and is retarded. All he does is try to kill people in his 2 feet tall stature and usually doesn't get that far in massacres. has a child tt does nt want 2 follow in his evil ways. was killed by him/her (teh child no gender) in teh end
   
10. Ash Williams - Some sadistic guy which I don't know much about. The only thing that tells me that he is sadistic was the first picture I saw on the wikipedian entry on him.
    was turned into sum kind of zombie l8r

Done.

Hi people, this is a random post about an ownage card game known as:


Mille Bornes Card Game (Fin de Limite game)





General Information: Mille Bornes is a french card game about racing cars.





How To Play: The premise of Mille Bornes is that the players are in a road race. Each "race", or hand, is usually 700 miles or kilometers long (1000 for the standard 4-player game), but the first player to complete that distance exactly has the option to declare an extension in which case the race becomes 1000 miles, hence the name of the game which means "one thousand milestones". The object of the game is to reach 5000 points, which normally takes several hands. Alternate playing style: The object of the game is changed to getting the most points(distance), this playing style is suitable for beginners who are addicted to Fin de Limite, which is very common.





Cards: Mille Bornes is played with a special deck of cards. There ar 4 types of cards: Hazards, Remedies, Safety and Distance Cards(km stones)





Hazard Cards:


Accident (Accident) - Prevents an opponent from moving until he gets a Repair Card(remedy card)


Out of Gas (Panne d'Essence) - Prevents an opponent from moving until he gets a Gasoline Card(remedy card)


Flat Tire (Creve) - Prevents an opponent from moving until he gets a Spare Tire Card(remedy card)


Speed Limit (Limit de Vitesse) - Prevents an opponent from moving until he gets a End of Limit Card(remedy card)


Stop (Stop) - Prevents an opponent from moving until he gets a Roll Card(remedy card)





Remedy Cards:


Repairs (Reparations) - Repairs a wrecked car caused by Accident.


Gasoline (Essence) - Fill a car's empty fuel tank, caused by Out of Gas with fuel


Spare Tire (Roue de Secours) - Replace a punctured tire.


End of Speed Limit (Fin de Limite de Vitesse) - Cancels the effect of speed limit (The most famous card of this game!)


Roll (Roulez) - Allows a car to move after using a remedy card and also required to move at the start of the game.





Safety Cards:


Driving Ace (As du Volant) - Renders Accident cards useless.


Extra Tank (Citerne d'Essence) - Renders Out of Gas cards useless


Puncture-Proof (Increvable) - Renders Flat Tire cards useless.


Right of Way (Vehicule Prioritaire) - Renders Stop and Speed Limit cards useless. Unlimited rolls are also awarded.





Distance Cards:


25 - Moved 25km


50 - Moved 50km


75 - Moved 75km


100 - Moved 100km


200 - Moved 200km





Gameplay:


-The game starts with every player drawing 6 cards, at the end of each players' turns, they must have 6 cards in their hand.


-When no cards can be played by a player, he must discard a card and draw another from the deck.


-Multiple Hazards/Remedies can be used.


-Under no circumstances may a Distance card be played that would put one's total over the race goal of 1000 km.
Play continues until either:
One player (or team) reaches exactly 1000 km in total Distance cards; or
Every player has played or discarded all his cards.
Note that play continues after the draw pile is exhausted, each player playing or discarding one card per turn. (For official gameplay)





Stocks: Currently only Niel has this ownage card game.





Fin de Limite de Vitesse!



Lol. Shaun continues the post here (sulk and complain if you want, because I don't give a single damn).

Ok. Now, I'll talk about the chalet because it was where we played that game for the first time in our lives (except for Niel because it was his). And this will actually be my second account of the chalet because I did one on my own blog.

Tuesday morning: We met at Pasir Ris MRT because it was the nearest MRT station to the place, noob. Due to some crap that cropped up, Chong Wei came late and so we checked in late. We spent the time waiting crapping around at Whitesands, and we learnt how to play Werewolf (which I think most of you guys know) from Ben (which I think most of you guys know too).

It was slightly later than lunch when we checked in and it could've been later if some jerk didn't force us to get out of the office to check in because we were making a din playing Werewolf in the office waiting for the key to check in. Clayton, Chong Wei, and Wen Xiang and all the non-202 people except for Ting An took one room; we took the other.

We played even more Werewolf after I figured out how the prehistoric, ancient, Xbox replacement DVD player worked and got it to work somehow so Ying Wei could blast his MCR album that he brought.

Then some people went out for some gay crap that I don't know about because I was in the room watching Ocean's 11. And I dosed off. How cool.

When I woke up, the movie was still playing so I continued from there. The people who went came back and we watched the rest of the movie together.

Dinner was screwed. Because no one bothered to eat because we were all stuffing our faces with junk food like instant noodles a while ago.

We played Werewolf (yes, even more) and then the girls except Ting An went home.

And then Ting An hogged up the bathroom by showering in it for 30 bloody minutes. That is gay.

FINALLY, WE PLAYED MILLE BORNES, OH THAT GAME OF SUPREME AWESOMENESS AND OWNAGENESS!

We played that when Ting An was showering her ass off.

Then I showered after playing a round of Mille Bornes (not to mention losing that round too) and wore my damn cool American Idiot t-shirt of much awesomeness that I am most proud of.

We made quite a large amount of noise, enough to wake TTS and Ben up. And then we watched the Day After Tomorrow, to which Shriram was really disgusted with the conclusion where the protagonists lived, though he enjoyed the ice age things.

K. Gtg to bed now. Tomorrow continue.

Continuing now:
So today is Wednesday, where I woke up freaking early at 4 a.m. only to find Reuben crapping about with his middle finger (he wasn't masturbating I assure you). The moment I woke up, he gestured me the middle finger. That is a rather good way to greet Bush when you meet him. We went into the toilet to play dai dee because Ting An complained about light pollution and all that sh-t, and so we could only leave the toilet light on. It kind of reminded me of Saw except that the toilet in Saw was grimy and stuff all over that still makes me disgusted (though I'm not disgusted of the gore which rocks).
By the time everyone woke up, Dylan started hogging up my phone (which was a good thing so that the astro teacher couldn't call me), telling me the worthless crap about his location; that he arrived 5 km away from where he was supposed to meet, at the Expo.
Somehow, the entire of the class went except for Chong Wei and Clayton and Wen Xiang. We ate a pile of McDonalds for the sheer sake of breakfast and then went back, to play more (you guessed it right, Werewolf). By then, Des Mon Dee and the girls that I seriously don't give a damn about their identity arrived. Then some girls went to Wild Wild Wet (in my opinion, was boring like sh-t because I went there 2 weeks ago). Then we guys went to the park where Shriram got his damn cool scar on his knuckles and face and knees, all thanks to Ben.
We went back after getting sick of soccer and then the girls told us that they were going cycling, I mean, do we seriously give a f--king damn whether they cycle or not?
We played ... (that's right) and then Alex came and they came back.
Then after more iddling around (here, Shriram, Dylan and I got stuck outside in the balcony for a while for a reason I wouldn't like to explain because it might bore the sh-t out of you), the barbecue.
It rocks. I sort of played around with the fire, attempting to set the whole damn place on fire, but I failed miserably because the toilet paper wasn't good quality to burn. The fire just didn't liked the paper. Then, here comes the f--king interesting part, Alex and those people told racist jokes so loudly, I think everyone within a proximity of 10 meter radius, could hear it. Somehow, it later got transformed into gay ghost stories that seriously freaked out Heidi and Serene and Ting An. They were so damn paranoid they couldn't stand someone knocking on a door. Ha noobs.
I don't know how, but during the June holidays, halfway, I sort of got impervious to horror things. So Final Distination and Shutter and Ju-On and Saw and the Passion of the Christ doesn't freak me out anymore. It's like, I sit in front of the TV, and it's like "WTF so gay". And then there I was looking at three maniacs screaming their asses off when they heard someone knock on the door and I thought "WTFLoL stupid noobs". Damn cool larh. BTW I don't know why but I've suddenly grown a serious disgust for chinese ghost movies that usually feature women with white faces and damn long black hair. It's a retarded manifestation a ghost can have. In fact, the idea of ghost movies is just retarded. At least exorcism movies make more bloody sense. Gory movies make the most sense because centuries ago, scientists have proven the existence of blood, whereas, up till now, the prove of ghosts with long black hair and white faces is still yet to be discovered.
So when the girls left (and majority left) the remaining played Mille Bornes and dai dee which was damn fun without all the din. Then we watched Ocean's Eleven which rocks and then we slept.

The next day, we went home after breakfast at McDonalds. Sad. That sucks ass.

The other emo takes over from here, presenting the beginners' car guide:

Introduction to cars (Gasoline-powered):
Carl Benz is credited for the invention of the modern-day car (gasoline-powered). Carl Benz is the founder of Mercedes-Benz, a luxury car manufacturer.

Chassis ("Body"of the car):
There are different types of metal used to make the chassis, depending on the criterias for the chassis. If a lightweight chassis is desired, aluminium alloy is used (E.g. Jaguar XJ). If a strong and stable chassis is desired, steel is used (E.g. conventional cars uses steel chassis (it is the cheapest and most reliable option)) If a lightweight yet strong chassis is desired, carbonfibre is used (formula one car chassis optimises carbonfibre (it is not a cheap option however))


EDIT: now currently being edited by a guy with no basic grammar while type letters.

guess who- right.

hmm. lawlawlawlalwalwlalwwlawlalawlwawlwa CHALEETTTTT clalet! CHALEY!

SHAAAAAH LEHY
hm. btw shaun, dylan was at expo coz his mom dropped him there coz she was going to work. and um. you suck for ponning astro NUUUUUB.
By the time everyone woke up, Dylan started hogging up my phone (which was a good thing so that the astro teacher couldn't call me), telling me the worthless crap about his location; that he arrived 5 km away from where he was supposed to meet, at the Expo.

WRONG....

By the time everyone woke up, Dylan started hogging up my phone (which was a good thing so that the astro teacher couldn't call me because, truthfully, Dylan is probably the most pwnage person ever in the world and he rocks) telling me about his location; that he arrived 5 km away from where he was supposed to meet,again, because of his pwnage-ian brilliance, he arrived at the Expo, because KINDLY, he decided to hitchhike along with his mum as she went to work so he wouldn't waste any extra fuel taking a train being the kind and compassionate person he was. Gosh. Dylan rocks.

thats correct.. Nice post, Shaun.

CHALET ^CHALET _CHALET CHALET CHALET ^chalet CHA^let
CHALET_chalet ^chalet _CHAL^ET
CHALET_chalet CHA^{CHALETchaCHALETletLET}
chalet_{chachaletchaLETlet} chaLET


CHA^let
CHALET

Okay guys emergency post, I have to go soon.

Clayton just gave me the details for the chalet, so I'll post them here. Spread the news around.

The chalet officially starts on Tuesday, 12th June. Meet at 9:30 am at Pasir Ris MRT station. The name of the place we're staying is Costa Sands resort. Bring barbecuing stuff if possible cause there's a barbecue on the 13th. The stay is 2D2N, we go home on the morning of the 14th. Clayton also asked to bring DVDs and games and stuff like that to keep us occupied and have fun yea. Also, do you guys want to stay overnight on the 11th at McDonalds [crazy I know] to play cards or something? Tell us if you do on the tagboard.

It's gonna be fun. :)

Shri

Edit:

Ok. This is Shaun here who couldn't be bothered to start a new post so he's here editting Shriram's post.

This is a quick poll: Who wants or not to stay overnight a McDonald's on Monday night to Tuesday morning, please go vote on the tagboard (and please don't spam because spamming sucks when it isn't done by Shaun). You can sleep in McDonald's for all I care but just for the sake of fun, we'll be playing bridge, dai dee, this, that, don't know what else, so Kausik, if you're staying please bring cards, and those other people who want to play all through the night, please bring money so you can buy coffee so you don't slump in the middle of a game.

Done.

*And if McDonald's doesn't sell coffee for some reason that I most likely won't care, bring your own. Shaun will not take responsibility for anybody sleeping halfway through a game and then peo

Ok I've just been informed by Shriram that the McDonald's thing is cancelled halfway through typing the above paragraph so you can forget all about the sh-t above. Bye bye.

Hey.

New skin yea, done by me and shaun. Now I know that "me and x" thing is grammatically wrong in some manner but I can't be arsed to think how and subsequently change it.

So anyways, I did the picture and Shaun did the rest of it, I admit the cards don't really look too good, I might improve on them later. They took the longest time to make too. >.<. I'd like to congratulate Shaun for a job well done on the skin, it's better than anything I could do. I like how the whole thing turned up in the end, save the far right of the picture where the green clashes with the black. Ah but who cares.

So guys have good holidays and can we have some sort of organised discussion/announcement/whatever about the chalet? It's dawning ever closer. And also, whoever has the cbox account password and userid, please kindly tell me or shaun.

Your co-operation has been appreciated. That is, if you do co-operate.

Yeah well whatever.

Shri

edit - Ying Wei has divined the secrets of the radioblog unto me. Now only the cbox remains.

HAR. THIS IS THE 42ND POST. HAR. ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS.

I posted this just for the sake of posting the 42nd post. Don't expect anything. Ha. Pwnt.

Bah. Just today after the Botanic Gardens thing, we went to the bus stop opposite the park, across Cluny road. And guess what I saw:

This is teh pwnage...

k. Just another stupid update which you might want to ignore because it is irrelevant.
MCR ROCKS.

Dylan has a new blog address. The link on the class blog is updated.

www.f10-e-q.blogspot.com
That's his blog.

I have a new blog address also. Do not attempt that futile copy and paste technique. It sucks. Type it out. Instead.
www.polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz.blogspot.com
You'll realise why my blog address is so complicated yet so brilliant. Yes. It rocks.

And blogger sucks too much ass. I hate blogger. What the hell is google trying to do with blogger. It's screwed.

I'm just here to regain control of the blog from Des Mon Dee.

Goodluck for exams.

And I've just realised my hair is falling off.

eh... y this thing no title one... sry... wanna guess who this is? posting rite b4 chinese exam... eh... by my excessive use of "..." and "pause-fillers" u shld by now know tt its non-other than VIVALDI... can hear so many of u collapsing... XD... SO. i have finally gotten control of this blog.. and it just so happens that this is some sort of MUSIC themed blog... so first things first... how come no radio blog? and second things second... i would like to announce how happy i am to write about all things MUSIC in here... ahem... i rephrase... All things classical (more of baroque actually), violin concerto grosso, ANTONIO VIVALDI... this is a music based blog rite? ya so, too bad... XD.. (i can see many pple's eyes widening and dropping out of their sockets dangling by arteries and veins...) ha! feeling lazy and hyper now...
you know wad.. i dun even know wad to post now.. i'm just doing a fantaisie impromtu...XD... oh and just in case u wanna kill the person who invited me... the person is non other than shaun... so thanks shaun and dun mind me.... Just to clarify stuff cuz i'm 88% *female dog*, and i love to gossip and complain and flame and wadever u call tt... this is a class blog rite, so we arnt allowed to took abt other classmates or tok abt teachers here rite? if so then this really is not nice... ooo... and even better news... i just heard tt someone just made me admin.. so i get to kick pple off this blog... or wadever... tt is, if i know how to do tt.. so today my first day so not so mean la k? later den i start abusing authority... XD...
well... i think we shld post stuff abt class chalet here... since its a CLASS BLOG... so we can come here to refer... just a little note... XD...
okok... i dun crapus anymore k? i know u all like shaun and his weirdo lingo and factor and math crapus... or wad ever tt thing is... but i like vivladi.. so too bad.. XD... no la... i wont post tt much.. i just wanna seehow this thing works....(acting as if i dun have blog..) okokokokokokok...
eh sry.. i have finally come to the main point of this blogging session... tt is... to wish everyone in our class a good chi/tamil exam!!!! hope u all know how to do every qn... and u all can manage time and get inspiration for compo.. k? good... and art students dun pon art tmr can? got field trip... XD. k abrupt BYE!

I am bored (I is Shaun).

I have decided to create a list of probability factors out of fun's sake:

Probability Factor 1:1
Getting scolded after smacking your sister or brother in the face.

Probability Factor 1:1.000000000000000000000000000001
Getting pissed with your sister and brother.

Probability Factor 1:2⁴²
Probability of your stupid sibling scoring full marks for your mathematics test.

Probability Factor 1:2³¹⁵⁴
Dropping a pile of metal from a plane flying at mach 1 and getting it to land on the ground as a fully functional robot with an immensely sophisticated A.I.

Probability Factor 1:(2³¹⁵⁴)¹⁰¹²
Doing the above activity a trillion times and getting it right each time.

Probability Factor 1:(2³¹⁵⁴)¹⁰¹²+1
Qin Jue Hang not blender rendering for one week.

Probability Factor 1: a very large number
Getting all the existing quarks and leptons in the universe to appear and fit into your bedroom in an instant (and also the probability of you not getting pwnt by me).

Probability Factor 1:2^∞
Probability of this probability factor existing.

Done.

Anyway, I don't know why, but in the midst of all my think-and-ponder-why-am-I-here-sort-of-thing, I suddenly remembered the old joke we used to have during our early year ones. The one about the broken blue lamp in english class.

Pwn
Pronounciation: Pawn; Poo-n; Poe-wn ... (phonetical pronounciation varies depending whether you are noob or not)

Definition: To pwn someone or something is to totally trash that someone or something at anything; If you pwn someone or something, you rock (unless you are a noob).

-Noun
The supreme universal genius, Shaun, has just achieved a state of pwnage of the highest order that no one else can beat.

-Verb
You are a noob. I pwn you. You are now pwnt (past tense) by me.

-Adjective
That pro damn pwn one. He pwn me like sh-t until I become a noob.

-Adverb
That stupid jerk pwningly kill stilled me. (Optional vulgarities to be inserted here). It turned out that that stupid jerk was me.

How to pwn somebody:
-Go behind some unknown random person.
-Shout BOO.
-Slap the person when he or she turns around.
-Run away.
-If you get slapped, you are pwnt.

To pwn a something:
-Take that thing.
-Smash it against some hard surface (If you have thick skin, then do it against your skin).
-If it breaks, that something just got pwnt.
-If it doesn't, try all sorts of assorted methods to mutilate it.
-If it still doesn't break, you are pwnt.

Another pwnage method to pwn things is that you might want to try NOT to pwn anything but then get terribly wrong at it.

The Theory of Vulgarities:
One of us, Shriram, has came up with this TOTALLY PWNAGE theory to describe how usage of vulgarities can affect pwnage levels:

^{Total Number of Vulgarities Used}/_{Total Number of Words Used} = Pwnage Level

When someone achieves a pwnage level of 1, he is said to have achieved terminal pwnage.
This is an example of a terminal pwnage sentence: F--k.
It has ^{1 Vulgarity}/_{1 Word} which makes it Pwnage Level 1.
If someone has a high Pwnage Level, he would have a low OSI (Overall Slapability Index).

Noob (aka n00b, nub, blender render... followed by the 1457 spelling variations)
Pronounciation: nuu-b

Definition: You

-Noun
That noob (you) sucks.

-Verb
He noobed around.

-Adjective
You are noobish.

-Adverb
He pwnt himself noob-ly.

How to be noob:
-No need to be noob. You are noob already.

Emo
Pronounciation: Eee-Moh

Definition: Terminal State of Pessimism; The-World-Hates-Me-And-I-Hate-The-World sort of thing.

-Noun
This is uber emoness ("Ying Wei" is another substitute)

-Verb
Stop emoing around.

-Adjective
This sh-t is damn emo.

-Adverb
He was using a WHITE CLOTH to wipe his blood stains emo-ly.

How to be emo:
-Slash your wrists.
-Haemorrhage all you want.
-Either you die, or you use a WHITE CLOTH (it is VERY important that you use a WHITE CLOTH) to clean up the bloody mess.

APRIL FOOLS.

the physics test is over!! :) of course, we still have lots of tests and projects and assignments coming up, but im giving myself a little treat by allowing myself to slack the entire night away...

i just realised... that 202 is more bonded, more united... and for the first time, i love my class!!! i dont want to change classes anymore in year 3... i'll miss everyone, cuz we rock! 202 pwns! x)

you know, going back to 202 classroom, is as if it's a homecoming... for example, if i've been hanging around in the other classes for such a long time, and finally head back to my class, i feel totally at home in 202.

there's something about the music blasting through the speakers, the people playing Stress and UNO, and sitting on the tables, bags and books strewn across the tables and chairs, yelling, teasing, laughing, and then the scurry back to our seats in a matter of seconds when the teacher arrives. you can be elsewhere the whole day, with schoolmates and levelmates... but at the end of the day, all you want is to be back in your 202 classroom with its familiar clutter and mess, and the disastrous colourful noticeboard with the flag awkwardly pinned but nevertheless shining with the class spirit.

i love this 202!! it's a great feeling, looking around at the classes that are empty or almost empty, feeling the quietness when you walk in for a chat, and then heading back to your homeroom and slamming the door loudly behind... everything's so lively in the class, nice and noisy, and perfectly rowdy. :P

ROCK ON, M07202!

haha.

i totally agree with shaun, unfortunately.
though i didnt stay over, it was really fun la.

first day was slack.
met up with everyone at pasir ris library, then tanah merah mrt then changi beach club.
slacked around, played cards, went for dinner.

WE TOTALLY HAVE TO THANK CLAYTONS MUM FOR DINNER!
what with the nice classy restaurant, and adults serving a table of 14 (FOURTEEN!) teenagers...
ohmygosh whats this world turning into?!
so anyway...
after dinner we went to the tennis and bmt courts, where i really had fun playing tennis for the first time in my whole life. LOL
yeah.
and TTS YOU OWE ME 2 (TWO~)
smashing the tennis ball into me is so NOT fun kays.
then went back and soon left lor.
dunno about the xbox part.

but the second day was really grreat!
we went to escape!
1650 but rides rocked!
haha i bet we all rmb wet and wild(:
and lol flipping (x
heidi next tym if u cant take it dont flip 5 times haha
orange julius^^
yeah then...
hand ball in field lol.
MOST INTERESTING PART!
ta-da!
NEOPRINTS!
woots! clayton can design XD
and heidi cant =.=
wait till u take a look man.
u'll be shocked, that 202 looks great!
hahaa.
played more bridge, then lol guys went swimming.
heidi was so scared lol.
that part abit mean to heidi so i dont say la(x

yeah. sounds fun?
IT WAS, OKAY.
I MEAN, 202 TOTALLY OWNS!
like duh.

~mag(:

Gah. Class chalet owns. For all those who didn't go for it, you'll regret it. It was freaking cool. We should have another chalet in June. It owns. Even I regreted going for my Astronomy CCA instead of the chalet on Monday. I'd rather get scolded by the Astronomy teacher than miss the chalet. Bah. Nevermind. I don't know. Probably the most fun part of the chalet was that we slept at 5 am and woke up at 7 am. Cool right? We spent the entire night playing Xbox. Our eyes nearly bleed out. Incidentally, I brought along one of my Eminem albums. So I actually tried to blast it early in the morning to wake everyone up. Imagine being woken up by someone saying the f-word loudly early in the morning. Brilliant isn't it? Reuben would've liked it (but Reuben didn't come). Sadly, only Shriram woke up. Bad. After that, I had to go to that stupid Astronomy crap so I don't know what happened next.

lolx ... since no one wanted to blog just one post, i will just post here ... :). well ... i dont agree with adas tag. m07202 dont sound weird ... if not we wont put [ 202 - the 2ND ... ] in our msn nick right ? oh ya, juniors frm 102, pls follow the trend and put the [ 202 - ... ( anything u want here ... prob the 3rd ? but sounds weird ... ) ] and dont listen to maggots ( oops ... sry a common nickname of magneline in 202 .... ) who says that that is whatever negative comment. we are just passing down the traits and spirit ( seems familiar right ? once my msn nick ... xD ) from 05102 which was the pioneer batch of students reaching 202. we will be v thankful for that.

oh ya, mr lee, ex-mentor of 202, told me to teach my juniors, most prob m07102 and some jrs that i know ... , some good values in them. but i dont find how am i supposed to ... when im just a normal student ... [ as in not a PSL ... ] in front of every yr 1 ? lolx. and ppl see me and dont know who i am ... not saying that u all are bad when u dont know me, but im v popular ... *recalls old dead blog html : http://theunwantedme.blogspot.com <<< hey ! attempting to revive it now ... xD* well ... maybe thats exaggerating ... but ... seriously hope to mix with some 102 guys out there.

the newest news in 202, abigail is going to join our class, even though some of us may have some negative impression of her, lets try our best to embrace her [ yucks ? =X as in literally ... ] and gave her a warm welcome to our class, where we should be proud of. we should give her a chance since mr suresh told us that she wanted to change her attitute and thus chose to retake yr 2 right ... ? wish everything will go well by then ...

to end, i wish all the 202 ppl goodluck in their studies, wish u all will bond more since we are going to get reshuffle next yr. dont feel happy thinking that you will not probably be the same class as ala [ erm ... not being biased or pointing any fingers here ... im trying to tell them not to be prejudiced against u, alastair -_- ], but miss the old class which u were once in, when u started in NUSHS, the sch where we will be ... for another 4 yrs.

ur v 'enthu' mentor rep -_-,
tts ... =X